![]() Gooey stomach crap is at an all-time high. Chiiubiss: Pardon my language, but what the fuck is this thing? It looks like someone’s insides grew fur and were left in the bath too long. Two long graspers would drag unsuspecting citizens of Everytown USA into its churning bowels, merging them to itself like a hungrier Tetsuo from Akira. Comprised of red flesh-blotches and weird skin, this rolling mess has a creepy sight-less head and spiky innards. Aborhassb: If gooeyness and blobs of whatever are your bag when it comes to horror, the Aborhassb is your Jackie Chan. To prove this fact – and with much humility – I offer you my top 10 Spore creations that would make superior movie monsters:ġ0. I don’t mean to brag, but all of those people deserve a slap and a pink slip based on the fact that my creations usher in a new millennium of the grotesque, eradicating competition in the categories of: scariness, having lots of teeth, gooeyness, ability to rampage, multiple eyeball-ness, and human brutalization. Now, using the power of a mere piece of software, I can safely say, without fear of hyperbole, that I should be hired to create CGI creatures for all movies from now until eternity and that every puppeteer, computer graphics wizard, and really ugly tall guy in Hollywood should be fired. Until recently, I didn’t own a copy of Will Wright’s Spore and its expansions. Go back even further and you’ve got classics like Godzilla, The Thing, The Blob, and Outer Space Death Aardvarks (from Outer Space Death Aardvarks I – IX, the unheralded work of an aging Charlie Chaplin, 1949-53). Monster movies, action, horror – these genres spawned some pretty out-of-this-world and hungry creatures, including xenomorphs from Aliens, colossal crab-praying mantis’ from Cloverfield, and, of course, the giant St. ![]() Spore will be on sale for the PC, Mac, Nintendo DS and mobile phones on Septemin Europe and Septemin North America and Asia.Until recently, I was always impressed with the diversity and ferocity of movie monsters. Spore will have its own YouTube Channel where all videos of users' creations uploaded from the game will be showcased for the YouTube community to watch, share, rate and comment on. ![]() Players can import and upload video of their creatures' moves directly to YouTube with only two clicks within the game. The ability to upload players’ creations to YouTube has also been integrated into the Spore Creature Creator. Players can also share their creations with others by uploading to the Sporepedia at The Sporepedia is a vast online destination where people worldwide can search for and share Spore creations, comment on other player’s designs, check out celebrity creature creations and much more. Sharing pictures or videos with friends is as easy as the click of a button. The Spore Creature Creator lets players create their own creatures, take them on a test drive, snap pictures, and make movies of them. Creatures made in the Spore Creature Creator can also be imported into the full Spore game, allowing players to populate their own galaxies when the game ships worldwide later this year. The trial version features 25% of the creature-making parts from Spore and lets players shape, paint and play with their custom-created creatures. Approximately three months prior to the full PC retail version of Spore this September, Electronic Arts has today released the Spore Creature Creator, a standalone game that will allow you to design your own species.Īvailable today for both PC and Mac, the Spore Creature Creator is billed as a creativity toy box where players create their own unique creatures, bring them to life with entertaining animations, and share them online with friends around the world.Ī free trial version of the Spore Creature Creator is available today at while the full version of the Spore Creature Creator will soon be available in the UK as a pre-order incentive from EA Store and select retailers.
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